

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite pair of headphones never stop working in only one ear.
” You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”
(Source: reginageorges, via mollytheghost)
I hope Rick Santorum goes on vacation and forgets his good shampoo so he has to use the hotel shampoo in packets that makes his hair feel weird.

IT’S CALLED FOUR LOKO, NOT FOUR TRANQUILO, OFFICER.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY CLOTHES ARE?
SO DO I.
(via laurbar)

”This was an ad made by bodyshop. But Barbie INC. found out about it and now it’s banned. Repost if you think this ad deserves to be seen.”
(via laurbar)
Delle getting an A+ in obedience [x]
(Source: bbusterbluth, via laurbar)
I hope Barack Obama never has to throw a second Pokeball to catch a Pokemon.